도라Dora(どら)🐧⚡🔥ReGLOSS 1st Live FlashPoint


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alarm let's go


it's okay I showed how to play though


I should let it play it's been from my video now I should turn off my phone alarm oh it's such a good song though


oh it's so good


heck yeah


okay I should turn it off


okay this phone


phone 2 this is my phone 1 that was meant to play the first punk music


and now the other 1 should be playing but I'm supposed to leave bed for it


I turn oh hello Cat what is no leave me alone


you already woke me up earlier


it woke me up at like 3:00 a.m. and then again at 5:00 a.m. and I don't even know what they want


does that matter alarm


oh shoot yeah it is okay


I really got to leave bed and find my other alarm now


I just want not too bad I think it's a slow slow version


it's such a stupid experiment


okay that wasn't too bad okay Funk Funk alarm number 3 has been found


when what about Funk alarm number 4


I feel like I didn't set that up until like at a different time though I should put this back but I should let it charge


I should just turn it off I don't want to deal with funk alarm number 4


I'm already here anyways screw Funk alarm number 4


also people who use apple good God I can't believe you no offense


it is not your fault


I just learned that like it's a set an alarm for for freaking Apple you have to do it through the stupid iTunes thing or whatever


like what so if you have like a custom song and it has to read through the Apple stuff that's ridiculous I had to do this for 3 of my phones by the way just for this experiment I need to turn this off I don't want to hear my phone call I'm Number 4 right now


I'm not ready for Funk alarm before


uh


turn off when are you supposed to play anyway


oh wow I really changed okay this should be a different time


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um if my funk alarm 1 played at that time and then the other Funk alarm played at like 4 minutes later and then the other 1 play at like what 5 or 6 you should be playing at least 8


but of course I'm going to turn you off because I can't deal with Funko 4 okay no what is it


that cats hey hey hey


hey get off your brother


good God this stuff I deal with


well who is this


I will look into that later


computer turn off oh should I have to transport my footage later


oh why do people wake up so early in the morning I can't believe you guys have to wake up oh my God


okay


oh is this the part where I should be cleaning their poop now oh my God I probably should so I don't have to do it later


oh my condolences to you guys I just want to look pretty clean


it's so cold


they kept waking me up you know what I should do


later on I should keep waking them up


oh what the heck happened here guys


why is this part hidden


oh this part pretty hard


oh no I'm so not looking forward to the next part of this experiment I'm going to hate it so much


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oh my God


and it's not even like the worst part actually no it is the worst part 1 of my thinking no it's not the worst part it's like a modified worst part


so it's like half worse than usual


yeah


I should wake my cats up


they never leave me alone


they don't even want something sometimes they just want to ruin my sleep


oh someone's been pooping


whoa


got a big doozy over here


whoa someone's been pissing


what's this number 1 or number 2 okay wait is this anything


whoa that's a number 1


I swear to God if you're about to pop my floor I'm going to destroy you pepper actually he's been crap freeze for


ever since Christmas I don't know why I think it's because I bought something that blocked the space where he usually might do it number 2


I don't want to do the next part


uh but I need the recording of


quote um what do you call it


authentic Audio Oh no I don't want to do this part


in the fridge


I have a bowl of cold water


that has been here left overnight


that is the sound of a bowl of cold water being placed on kitchen counter but before we dip our face into cold water


I should go tie my hair up


oh I don't want to do this part guys


but authentic audio


Oh God this is the crappiest sleep too


oh what if I just go back to sleep after this oh but no


for the sake of my stupid stupid experiment I should stay up


oh I don't even get me started about the other part of my footage I already caught it though so I actually have to just make the food later um I have I have a price wheel


price wheel right here you hear this


that's my physical stupid prize wheel on it I have written breakfast options that I should be doing I have made footage of that already


it what is a cat I already said you what do you want


you used to be Spanish I don't know how to give you breakfast in Spanish you have food


no no


maybe I'll just stock footage I don't I know I have to make toast I have to make little avocados easy what is it


no


mommy is about to dip her face in water right now


exactly


I know it's suck


what is it


yes exactly you understand how awful it is to leave the dream Realm


yeah


Mommy already cleaned all your poop


she's already fed you


yes yes I know okay I will not raise my voice at you but maybe you know yes


okay cool I'm really happy for you yes


okay mommy's delaying this too much she needs to dip her face into cold water now okay


I know I know actually I should do this in my bathroom just so I have access to my towels oh it's such a cold cold bowl of water


oh my good Lord


move a cat


if I trip on you I will accidentally drop a bowl of cold water please do not get in my way


she's so focal


oh God


oh


okay look this is a modified version of like another morning routine because the other 1 was a shower with cold water and I don't want to deal with that I know I know okay mommy's about to dip her face now can you give her some privacy


I'll offer you often you


okay


I got to do a countdown it's cold I should turn my heater on


it's so cold


is now starting


okay I got a countdown maybe 10 seconds this


cold freaking water from the fridge that's been here for like at least 12 hours or more thankfully it's not ice but it doesn't make anything better okay


okay I got myself


I hate this so much so 7


6 5 I got to move you I don't want to get you wet 4


hello


every second


5 Seconds no let's see if I want to kill myself let's just do like 4 seconds 3 seconds okay 4 compromise didn't kill yourself and like living okay 3


it's cold oh my good Lord okay


I did it it wakes you up it sure wakes you up


am I supposed to wash my face normally after that no what no what


uh


oh God it's


things


I mean it really wakes you up it actually does feel refreshing don't do it a second time I heard a second time Burns


okay now we should wash your face normally that has


not really woke me up I still feel numb and like usual


now I should wash my face normally though


wait


what if I wash my face with cold but that's a piece of purpose of a whole morning routine to like


wait your stupid little facial brush


that makes no sense we should use hot water at this point


wait what if okay in the future oh why would I want to do this don't you know


in the future what if I clean my face normally but at the end then you dip your face in hot uh cold water


I don't know man


I just woke up


my cats woke me up at least 3 times with


in 4 hours


I'm just doing my morning routine with my face now putting it in hot boiling lava


oh I forgot I'm so sorry because I just woke up I have not checked chat I will be back you you sit here next to my bowl of cold water I will go check on the YouTube chat now


it is a shame I have not seen your live reaction


to my self-imposed torture


ah excuse me


I check check here anyway


oh there you guys are


how did you like my


my self-imposed


frozen death torture


what was the point of cold water to wake you up


even more than the first 1 this is supposed to be a this is a supposed to be for a video


there you go you should try it do it I hate it


the alternative if I did modify this was you have to shower in cold water and I don't want to deal with that it sounds cold it is very cold you should try it actually


you should give it at least 1 try just like leave it overnight at the fridge


anyway just get a bowl of water leave it overnight in the fridge I'll alternatively you can get ice cold water like you should get water and put ice in it


but I feel like getting it in the fridge is basically the same thing so don't bother with that


did I put ice in it no way this was this is just super cold water I wonder what the temperature is I don't know I don't know


I know okay


this must be what what a mother feels like


even though I'm using hot water now or warm water I still feel the sting of the the cold water


I still feel the stinging burning icy sensation


as I put on my toes


and do the ice bucket doesn't that kind of kill you


actually know I don't think well no I could it could


I don't remember how it works though you just dip your feet in nice


or do you actually I think you poured on you


pushing your cheese time I don't really feel hungry right now though


it was the only issue so I'll probably wait on getting footage for that till later


how long does it stay last um it has been however long since I've talked about it I still feel the sting of ice you just try it you're not going to know the answer until you try it so you should try it


I think


whoa it has music


oh maybe it'll tell me I should change my brush I don't know


I don't know what that means


maybe that means I should change my brush now


or maybe that means I'm brushing too hard I can't tell make sure you said it like out loud instead of just a nice cute little beep


um I'm using a not sponsored Philips Sonicare


I don't know what version


would it be nice if it starts playing funk


well the good news is that I I think the ice pools like really wakes me


the the place


but they were not I did not have enough actually I technically do I didn't want to bother with it


because I hate using iTunes um I should dip this water now oh it's so cold


here


that's a wonderful water being poured out


okay you you stay put


I'm sorry I was also wiping my phone if I messed up the the microphone I'm so sorry


um okay let's put this up the sink what is your sprinkle leave me alone oh no


you're so clingy


you don't even cuddle me actually she kind of cuddles my my leg but not like you know


everything else


she's a leg cat or like a feet cat see if I did if I put my feet out now


she's cuddling against it it is thought who is a lap cat sprinkles just a feed cat and pepper is just a shit's cat


do you want to play maybe I should


okay now that's done


turn off heater


I definitely feel freaking awake


vaguely vaguely awake


I mean


what else I should clean this


I'm going to clean my sink a little


sometimes the cats like to go on my sink too I don't know who taught them that freaking cats


definitely didn't learn it for me that's for sure


it should be okay for now


on a deep clean it's more like a lazy and I don't want to deal with this clean


maybe here too


okay


excuse me I shall mute the mic temporarily


for for reasons that will be quick and very very


uh I don't know it will be a very quick I will be right back to the


okay mission accomplished


now oh wait I have to put on my where did I put it oh shoot oh this is the other room okay


oh


all right


um Step 1 and 2 of experiment has been done


the rest of the experiment is technically optional


I know I know


uh if I do want things done today though I should probably just get to work


on my editing it is such a pain being a vtuber sometimes


I'm doing like Unity stuff um good news is that my tripod is freaking fantastic I love my tripods reach tripods here in the room with me right now say hi to my 3 3 3 pods 2 of which hold a what do you call it


a little light


and the other 1 is for my main camera


okay so I have this where's my other this 1


did I even record with this no I think I'm just charging it I don't think this 1 matters right now oh but if I had used this I would have doubled the footage


but it's okay it's literally just like simplified footage anyway it's whatever


but this 1 here


so I got to get footage of that


this too uh I'm not looking forward to this I bought this um this thing called Jelly Bean Bean Boozled


it's for um the upcoming uh costume or outfit debut


I'm not looking forward to eating those but I will give you a spoiler um there's like 7 different flavors and they're all gross if I'm lucky there might be like a good 1


um I'm going to be gotcha which 1 I end up eating uh depending on something


she is staring at me from the end of the hall she wants to go into my office


being a cat mommy is so hard


it's so unappreciated they just sit they shit they don't do anything at home but be cute


and then and then sometimes they're clinging like a girlfriend


is she in the room with me right now


she is already in the room with me right now


typical


she's like where's my food


why won't you play with me let me cuddle your leg


like what I'm tired


maybe if you'd let me sleep a little bit more I don't even know what they want it


whoa


poke good in me Sue or so streaming right now no leave me alone


Mommy Needs to Go edit her video


I know I know


oh leave me


okay um


a footage transfer I got to get my SD card


the way I just want attention but she doesn't even like getting grabbed she doesn't like being held


like grab you will you let me


just not even underneath my chair she's moved on


she's found other mommies


um where is my thing anyway okay it's over there


it's my SD card


God I sure wish I could have dreamt more God I love this this is to say um a thumbs this is a called a thumbs stick


flash stick thumb stick


thumb drive


I see them I have no idea but it's so great because


it is a USB thumb stick thing


and if I put an SD card in it I can put it into a computer and it just reads it so if you don't have an SD card reader this does it for you


which of them steals food pepper


he's the fat 1 which concerns me but I don't know how to stop him


all right where is it


SD card this 1 this 1 oh my God how much footage you oh I recorded a lot of footage of a frick


um here you go


where is it


I should put this in a new


and I should rename this


no I should put in a new footage I don't know um


stupid challenge day to know it's not even stupid challenge day 2 it's more like day 7 at this point um


this I'll just call the viral quote modified viral infection


there


no he's not just fluffy he's too big he's big boned and a little fat


hey get away from there that's dangerous over there get away shoo it's too many wires


all right transferring my footage how much space is the thumb drive have I don't know actually


that's a good question I usually import my footage as soon as I get the so the moment I have that um I remove the stuff from the sea it's really based on the SD card not a thumb drive itself


I think that the uh the SD card holds maybe like


128 gigabytes I want to say


for the record the last video I made the the cruise ship video that was like combined with other equipment that was like 3660 gigabytes I don't even remember the the amount for the first 1 was that 500 good God I deleted it all it's gone now I have space on my computer at this point it's all because it's 4K 4K is dangerous


it is a cat I'm just going to grab you let me grab you


she does not want to be grabbed so therefore I will respect her request even though she does not respect my request to let me sleep


okay um now that I have this uh open my Premiere Pro


I really should be oh no what I should be working in is on the scripting at this point


where is my script


here


but the thing is I the the main concern


my voice is still like screwed up in my waking up is I have to collect a lot of footage


the quote visuals


of a sudden Edition I didn't start off with this it was actually a normie script at the first thing but now it's it's not as Normie but only for this 1 Section it's called the hook


okay


well let's see oh by the way does anyone know how to um download an audio recording from Z Twitter


like I know this is recorded at this point does it have a safe feature


am I using stock flush only for things I can't replicate um what I was going to do is naturally I have my own footage which I've already collected some of them but naturally I can't do like everything um I have I have a Unity project oh this is such a pain I I first off it's like it takes too long


to just get um permission for VR chat stuff I thought that would have helped however it's not modular I made my own Unity house it's ridiculous it's ridiculous it took me so long


because I had to make sure it was the right uni version The Right Packages so I have a temporary placeholder for a shiori house


it's not it's not to style and it's changed the wallpaper removes some stuff I'm going to have to like move her around and just like 1 Unity room and record multiple times she just stepped on your uh on you my cat just stepped on you I'm so sorry


yeah um it's only because the first apartment I was going to use ended up not being the right pipeline for those who don't know


Unity has like I think of it as like 3 different Graphics quality if you don't have it set right and the other thing is like ultra high quality is going to it's all going to mess up it was just so annoying so I didn't want to deal with it it was it also took like 20 minutes to import so it's like screw this I'm going with something else


so I went back to the base default pipelines here's some free kitchen cuz that's like that's what I need


and the future I really do need a modular house so I might have it converted to like a VR chat format so it's easier


but then I won't have the um the facial tracking I don't know 3D is fun but sometimes I hate it get out of there don't be there get off


its a dangerous there come on


oh my voice


my problem would have been solved had there been an existing house that was interactable but we did not get that so I had to make my own


built-in pipeline is pretty outdated yeah but I need it for footage purposes if it works it works


oh no please don't get in there oh my God please I just woke up I don't want to deal with this right now can't get out


wow how do I get her out


I'm getting in there don't get in there that's bad


always feel strained


that's why I just want to work on quiet stuff today to be honest I also just want to work quietly


as much as uh as fun as video games are there's a different type of fun between doing something quietly and um playing something and verbally vomiting every single thought you have


you can design a place via VR straight up no it has to be like um


I I mean there could be an option I wouldn't know and I haven't messed it when I made my VR chat world just the Christmas 1 um naturally I had helped too you had to do that in unity but also fun fact that wasn't meant to be a VR chat World which is why it's so huge it was actually meant for AVR 360 thing but what happened was um the snow effects and some of the stuff they didn't look good in VR 68 like there's a little bit of a like a really easy to see line when it's supposed to overlap so tha


I don't even know where my freaking Halloween World Went I think it's in my old computer I don't want to deal with it though


Mr remodel has the key shapes in Japanese oh yeah the blend shapes yeah


yeah they usually they usually do I think the snow role is pretty thank you


in advance it's in my old computer somewhere I saw some glad you liked it


now I have less time


your dad's been investing in you and you stuff oh I hope that he has fun learning a Unity stuff then it can be pretty fun there's also Unreal Engine but I'm already like stuck with you I just don't have a lot of time to learn unreal


I mean if it works it works it really depends on what you need I don't need anything complicated for you Andy


it's really just for like maybe worlds every now and then so for the most part it is fine


you like The Outfits oh thank you I used to do outfits and you do because I can't blend it for crap


anyway that's just a nerd talk okay um scripting


okay this is the part that is for way later


oh I got to record this I don't think I recorded the audio for this oh but I had to do that motion tracking some of the freak okay


Okay so


I won't I won't find phones but I have 2 iPads but I really did not want to whip out my 2 iPads my unused phone that work gave to me just to have 5 alarms for this 1 experiment because iTunes is such a pain for me


um


uh let's see okay the next insane step


phones cross the land


thank you my home base


it was time to prepare at least 7 days


to wake up


people have been known to


stand under the shower head


um what do you call it lever


Beaver cranked to is the left the cold part I think it's I think it's um random so I'm not going to say that


there are people who wake up


plus actually that's kind of making fun of me for later I'll think about that I'll think about the wording


as you may well know


sometimes people take cold showers no that's too boring we'll modify it later we'll just do the basic cold showers


wake them


up


they stand there


butt naked


thoughts of Brewing


thoughts Brewing


um


plans


in the making


under the


cruel


calc what do we calculated


the cruel I needed thesaurus


cold synonym


freezing biting biting is a good word the cruel biting


have a freezing too freezing is pretty basic


the cool cool biting freezing Embrace of cold ass but don't say ass


of cold water


later


if you've ever watched


you do the spoiler


but I've always spoil a lot of stuff um


you may have a cross and seeing people


taking cold shots uh taking a cold showers in an attempt to wake themselves up they stand their butt naked


moisturized I should say moist


moist as moist now let's see butt naked


I should say well moisturized but they might not be well moisturized would that just be moist then well moisturized but it's so funny well moisturized thoughts Brewing


in their brain like a hamster on crack


running in its wheel


as


cruel


hey what are you guys doing


I don't really care okay as


cruel as the motion as


cruel biting droplets


of freezing water


spilled down there


ass cheeks um


and it's a wheel a cruel biting droplets of freezing water spill down I'm just a this is a skin I don't want to complicate it


okay


well I don't hate myself that much yet


so we're doing a modified version of this


the night before


at approximately


spelled approximately wrong an approximately what time did I set it up it doesn't matter at approximately


what time did I set this up


I'm just going to say the night before


I grabbed


a large bowl


poured water


uh actually ran it is it ran it under the sink does that mean to put water into it or does that mean that there's already water in the Basin and I dipped it under that what does that mean


okay the night before I grabbed a large bowl


huh


yeah let's just do the night people don't really care for specifics


that's too clean yeah we'll just do the night before okay I grabbed a large bowl ran it under the sink does that mean that I put it under the faucet and put water in it it's to clean it okay maybe we should not do that then I grabbed the large bowl


poured um water into it


then let it sit alone


well actually it's not alone it was next to the


it would have been next to my strawberries that have started growing a bit of peach fuzz but I threw it out


then let it sit but that was really funny imagery it's really funny imagery but I'll have you know I always throw away the strawberries that let it sit next let it sit next to the pile of fuzzy strawberries


before Having the courage to finally kick them out


so finally it was through them out


and let it sit next to a a pile of fuzzy strawberries


before mustering up the courage to throw


said berries out


and then I'll put parentheses sorry strawberries


this was a modified version of


wake yourself um let's see


torturous


cold shower method


and then how should I transition


this was my well it's not really my it's like it's typical this is a modified version of torturous cold shower method


it's it's a little bit more tame


still biting but


acceptable for people who don't hate themselves as much


there


and la and lastly and lastly


I bought a glorified


tool of sorts and then naturally the footage would actually show the price wheel


yes I bought a physical version


of a prize wheel


on it I've listed


possible combinations of breakfast so I don't


have to sit there


and debate for 30 minutes


on what I


feel like eating


as you can see actually um


I've allowed myself 3 spins


to have


various combinations know there should be another word for combinations


combination cinnamon um


a blend Blends Works 3 spins to have different blends of potential breakfast breakfast breakfast


naturally this also means if I land on toast


3 times


then I eat nothing but toast


times for that breakfast


think which which would really suck


I've already thought about this I've thought about it I've already done my my spins though my first spin is actually oh what was it I have footage on it it was grits with cheese


avocado and toast


no meat though no meat I didn't get anything from meat I hate it okay


naturally this means this means that


if I land on toast 3 times then I eat nothing but sad boring toast


3 to with nothing else with nothing else on it mind you


3 times for that breakfast


that means 3 times the sadness


after putting myself through a grueling Funk fueled


I see


um let's see Funk fueled


morning routine but I feel like this could have a little bit more pep so I'm going to put this in Red so I can go back to it later


huh


now


and then make this


not bolded and automatic testing


now how


oh it's still highlighting okay now how


now how did this morning routine work


now how did this morning routine work and then in bold is the next chapter


it sucks is what I'm going to call it it's sucked


um


I woke up


to the sound of my first alarm


8 calling well actually this is kind of out of order because I put different songs and different phones because that was the intended order because I didn't expect to do a a Twitter space but that's okay


the people who watch the video don't have to know so to the 5 people who have not been in this Twitter space and have watched the video you will not know that I changed the order of the songs the order should have been


or is it godspeed By Starlight should have been the first song to play it was not that was the second song and it ended up being pushed by by your racy or raki I don't know


that is meant to be the motivational roof I didn't even do my motivational treadmill time


okay I woke up to the sound of my first alarm it calming but relying here it was not a comedy it was kind of like okay it chill


it chill


starts


chill


wake up call


that roused me


from my sleep


but here's the thing


I decided


to make myself liable


I made it myself accountable for the night for for what I didn't tell you plot twist I made myself accountable for what I didn't tell you


was that the day before


not that that's going to be I got I got to like revise this later but it's really funny if I do that for what I didn't tell you was that was that the day before


I announced


that at this time


on this day


I would do a live stream


I woke up to sound on my first alarm a chill wake up call that sounds really dumb


um


the first wake up call that roused me from my sleep had


chill Beats


and then zoom zoom in to dead Beats


no no I won't do


any finds random picture of dead beats skeleton dancing that would be funny


but but no 1 would understand the reference unless they're part of our life


and the question I actually don't know the um the ratio of how life people who watch the videos to people who are not whole life people and have just stumbled across the video they would understand some of these things so


I woke up to the sound of my first alarm the first week I've called it routes me from my sleep


um I have to think about this


yeah


like they wouldn't understand why is there why did she say beets and then there's a meaty a picture of dead people I'm not dead people


same thing if you really think about it in my defense skeletal people and dead people are essentially the same thing


okay


um let's see let me fix this really quick


the first week of call that routes me from my sleep


had


a soothing hypnotic effect


but then how does this transition to everything else


okay I will think about this


um


it sucks


I woke up to the sound of my first alarm at approximately


this is actually when I could do specific times


this time


the first wake up call that Rouse me


from my sleep


was surprisingly soothing


almost hypnotic I think that's better


but here's the thing


I decided to make myself


accountable actually I should cross up this I made myself accountable


for what I didn't tell you was that the day before I announced that at this time of at this time


of of this day not on this day


I announced that at this time


I announced know I should I should cut that off I announced that I I announced at a live stream at a live stream


full of a room of 5 viewers


I announced at a live stream


of a whopping we should do that of a whopping of a whopping


5 viewers


that's kind of a little a little joke


I'm riding a script for a upcoming video


You're 5 welcome yeah 5 hole viewers


but 5 people's a thousand okay but that's that's at least like 500 people in a trench coat that makes up for 1 person


no that's even that's too much it's a little bit like a 100 it's a 100 people into 1 trench coat which makes 5 viewers so that's like at least 500 viewers


and they whopping insane amount


of


of 5 viewers


I would hold a Twitter space


by announcing this


I knew I could potentially disappoint


all 5 viewers


if I failed to show up


so at the sound of my first alarm there's no footage of that though because that's the same phone that I use to do day Twitter space So at the sound I reference you know at the base of the trench coat well you're going to have to fight the 500 oh God poor


police who is at the base of the trench code


so the status of my first alarm


I begrudgingly begrudgingly grabbed my phone


started up the Twitter space


and let all how many people are in here right now


um let's convert that


I'm gonna make that into 1 and a half viewers


I should I should okay what I'm gonna do I'm actually gonna screenshot this


so if you are within the first 1 2 3 4 rows congrats you will now be part of the video um to the 2 people who are at the bottom of the video I'm so sorry I apologize I wish I could show all of you can I maybe if I record this no it's too much


congrats to the oh God what did I do


congrats to the 4 people on here


um


oh there's more stuff to my task list I hate you all so much not you novelist the stuff on my I have to do this by this date I hate this so much


it's this song okay


oh okay that's the song that I sent for mixing 2 in case I need to do that


uh let's see major stuff


okay um let's see


we have


well I I don't think I can promote during this I also don't think anyone would be up well there's the Advent collab on


I will convert the time for you and Mama multitasking can't believe it


we also didn't set up a time for this I actually need a pokey everyone for her to decide on the game okay understood Evan collab on


also there's oh


did we decide on what the freak to do uh but we also have this uh the thing okay


um on this date as well


to promote that okay


there's


there's 1 on 2 promo


and then for G uh sorry February the freak is happening there


um


oh okay okay let's wait


all right really bad date


kind of uh really really bad date but no choice okay


also


it's a very difficult date on that um the thing because


did I even get my time for that hold on


oh no it should well technically people are still okay time zones um


okay


let me


at this really quick


this is the admin work um


admin work can range from Photoshop to the homework stuff and planning my own schedule which is probably like 3 hours um let's see


this is that portion uh what is it called


slot there


thankfully it's only 1 okay good so I have to figure out something for that so that's covered


what what time is


so we have 3 Windows technically


um


and then um


during the after you


am I having a PR thing there


also am I getting that


okay sent my stuff got to record that son of a freak got to make that son of a freak


but I have to make cow sounds


you'll see why


okay


uh that's good nothing new there


the cats are meowing okay nothing I have to do their


okay that's fine


actually


can we make the blue


a little bit lighter


that design washes out so since it's so dark I think


thank you


all right that's done um 10,000 pings what is this all right right right uh is that this week oh my gosh


yes okay um this Sunday


is is it technically Sunday Biden wait which Sunday


yes I think Saturday night okay on the 18th at like 4:00 a.m. I'm just going to assuming something happens I will be making an appearance to beat people up okay cool


um what is this ping


okay this is I don't know if it's been announced yet


all right


so she's what is that


sumashi okay so so the same


and that the teams have changed there okay cool I'll put that in my I'll just put my upcoming


sorry to admin work


this is now been changed


it's Sunday morning oh my goodness you know it's so messed up so I'm doing all this to fix my sleep schedule


hey I don't know what's happening but calm down


and then um there's going to be that that attorney which is going to mess up my sleep schedule but whatever oh my gosh yes


hey


okay anyway


um what is this thing


what is this


oh my good lord it's loading forever


okay back to my scribble just is loading it is loading so I'll be going to grab my phone so I have my tour space and that all 1


and a half


viewers listen


to my


sleep drowsy


drowning raspy voice there you go


um let's see blah blah blah blah blah okay


cool


did I already did I already edited this


okay yeah


looks good thank you


all right that's done that's this 1


okay I don't think I care about that 1 that 1 doesn't really involve okay what's this 1


oh it's D the new


thing oh it's already been announced okay I did not participate this there is a um for those interested there is a don't make me jealous voice pack now on say I did not participate in it I don't think I thought it was kind of too silly for me


uh I do enjoy I believe they even made a graphic of a from most jealous to


not so jealous


so if you were into people being jealous over you for whatever reason see if I if I had done it but at the same time I feel like I already have my love light video so it doesn't really make sense for me if I did it I'd be like jealous at the fact that you rolled really nicely on some gotcha role then I'd be really jealous but for now um you're good um I will leave an email there welcome


okay I will have to check that out let's put on my task list


check


I have to wait for my voice for whoever before I record any of that


oh what is this


oh okay um


okay she'll she will be promoting that then okay


all right good to know


what is this 1


okay


I'm going to fail at Mario Kart just letting you guys know


engulf it at least that 1 is just like sort of a free-for-all well we'll just play for funsies though


um


I also like how I am not smiling in there I will leave that as is it is my typical face of what the heck is going on


all right cool


that has been sent now all my pings are gone


back to this


by now I knew I could potentially disappoint all 5 viewers if I fail to show up so at the sound of my first alarm I'd be originally grabbed my phone start up the Twitter space start up a Twitter space and let all 1 and a half viewers listen to my drowsy raspy voice


no we should do 2 and a half


2 and a half years


which is kind of like a nod to a show that I never watched but I've heard of 2 and a Half Men


um and then


as witnessed here


as a witness here


Dave heard my my pain roams


the and then uh q q audio here Q audio of me saying I don't want to leave bed and all that stuff Q audio I don't want to leave bed


and I hate myself probably I hate myself I don't know I don't know what it was said we'll find out


I left I left the Comforts of my bed


put on my slippers


put on my cozy slippers put on my cozy slippers


and dragged my butt


towards the sound of every single Funk alarm there is


all


remaining 3 which was actually not that hard


and then this is where this is when I actually used Unity footage which I've already prepared for such a pain


okay


um


of every single Funk alarm


every single


alarm blaring the sound of Funk


once


once telling


speaking of now that I've done this I don't want to do this again


to turn off all the alarms at this point um once telling actually know once


once shutting off all alarms


I


returned to the kitchen


grabbed my ice cold Bowl


then


then began to mentally


prepare myself


before submerging my


3D animate face Into the Depths into its icy depths into its into its icy Embrace kind of sounds nice though once once okay we should make this a little bit more casual once I shut off all my alarms


I went back to the kitchen grabbed my my bowl


of ice cold water then began to mentally prepare myself


The Next Step was going to suck


I had to submerge


my 3D animated animated that would be funny animated face


into its icy depths


I stalled Q audio cue audio


I cursed Q audio


I I groaned Q audio


and at at the count of 10 seconds


I made the first dive Q audio


and download a Twitter space audio if not I'm going to have to obsess crap in which case this has been running for an hour and 14 minutes actually no I don't know when it started the pain sounds though dang it


ah


this is why I should have recorded it with my stupid insta 360 is not stupid I'm so sorry I'm just grumpy


you can okay okay good at the sound of 10 at the count of 10 seconds


I


I finally made the first dive Q audio


Oh and I should also mention I argue with my cat I stalled I cursed I argued I argued with my youngest cat Q audio


and after and after the count to 10 seconds I finally made the first dive Q audio


and it sure was another this is when I start putting the multiple dots multiple pauses and it sure was cold


kind of let's see


it was it was


shocking it was pretty shocking did its job


can't really tell if it woke me up can't really tell if it woke me up but


what the sting of cold water definitely leaves an impression on you


my usual


routine


I took my face at around 10 minutes oh really that's actually a really impressive I thought I would have stalled for at least 20 minutes good job Shiro someone's been paying attention in class novel leads what about you guys novel leads also Nomad Tomo welcome back it's been a while uh Kamia Yokoso


and it sure was cold it was


shockingly


it was shockingly dumb uh it was it it sure was cold it did its job it it its job can't really tell if it woke me up but the sting of cold water definitely leaves a lasting


impression on you


in fact I think it it left a little bit of a phantom sensation even after


uh trying my face off


afterwards


I did the usual quote normal


normal normal


I didn't the usual normal um human morning routine I'm feeling hungry now


morning routine


um is this the part where I'm supposed to say that I I spun the wheel


spun spun the wheel


uh I spun the wheel


got my 3 choices


I spun the wheel


and uh


let's see hold on I need to transition as well


and it landed on cheesy grits


toast and avocado


no meat no freaking meaty reward


after


actually I should say that someone's gonna be freaking out they're gonna be like oh meaty rewards here you go Sharon Noella in which case I will say no Becca


no


no edible Meats in which case someone will still say oh here's my edible meat you are Noella know


um no meat no protein know


I spun the wheel and it landed on cheesy grits toast and avocado no meat no protein know


Heavenly uh know someone's going to be up there and be like here's my heavenly meaty rewards showing about no


um let's see


no meat no protein


just


your carbs and avocados technically fat isn't it I mean it's healthy fat is avocado what is that avocado is avocado


protein no it's not is it it does have protein but not high protein food


is it the most


are you fat


they're high in fat but it's monosaturated fat okay


just pure carbs and fat


but you know what I'm going to do when I uh show show fat card but with a pH a t


I know I know this is such a pain I know my voice is tired my baby girl I know


if she ends the Twitter space sorry


she just stepped over you avoids are great yeah


okay can you get off my desk now I can't see my script no don't don't scratch that don't scratch that


and then I haven't done this yet no


she nuzzled my phone in which case it fell on my keyboard


ah don't do that don't do that


okay did I transfer my footage


modified viral delete this don't need these


okay no SD card are you now clear yes you are clear for takeoff eject


cool


yeah I have I keep like brief Phones 4 phones maybe 5 phones on my desk at all times


where did I put the cap for this here it is


hey at least I'm awake I might actually keep the ice cold part I think that 1 is actually the best the funk alarms are obnoxious


they were just there for a uh video hook


okay


8 screens um 1 2 3 4 oh you're talking about monitor screens too hey don't scratch that stop that


um 1 2 3 4 oh it's only 4 phones it's 4 phones Guys 1 is for the um


facial tracking 1 is for hand tracking 1 is for work messages 1 is my main phone


so and then um to the side I don't use this this was actually intended for something else 1 is an extra phone in which case I don't use it


so


I believe that is it


oh thank you bro okay


just pure carbs and fat show fat card


p h a t flashcard


afterwards I proceeded to eat with great sadness I haven't done the eating part but mark my words I will definitely eat with great sadness for each anime husband 9 s


um I'm I'm I still care about Dimitri of course


but he's he has to wait a little


afterwards I proceeded to eat with great sadness


and decided then


that I did not


want to do this again


except the ice


water part


I actually I actually think


as painful as it sounds


it's efficient


I don't think it I don't think it erases the sleepiness


okay except the ice cold water part I actually think it's painful as it sounds it's afficient I don't think it erases the sleepiness


but I do think it jolts you


it jolts you awaken enough


to drag your


the thing is I actually think uh maybe it's because of my poor Sleep Quality which is my issue the fact that the cats always wakes me up I have 3 cats guys


um


I don't think it erases the drowsiness


but I do think it shows you awake enough to drag


your self


for to drag yourself


into chores for at least


you early hours


then what you may want I don't know I think that 1 kind of needs some modification


let's see


what if


except the ice cold water part


um I did not want to do this again


the only part of the routine I may actually


consider keeping is the ice cold water


I actually think a pains a painful as it is


it's efficient


I don't think it erases drowsiness completely


but it does


it does it does go to awaken enough


to drag yourself into a few chores


before


a few chores a few hours


earlier than you might


otherwise want to


before your body probably still crashes


I want to include that part though I don't think your racist job is just completely but just you awake enough to drive yourself into a few chores


into


uh that's kind of redundant use of few


into if you chores


some hours earlier that's better some hours earlier than you might otherwise want


before your body still likely crashes


back into nap land


but that's


but that's a different experiment before your body is still


before your body


returns back


no let's let's just leave it I don't want to complicate that


I do think however actually


however I do think that I'm so likely


I'm so likely to crash out


after using the adrenaline Boost from the cold water


but that's later shiori's problem


okay so


I've done this part now I can transition back into my original script


after


after attempting this viral um morning routine it's not even viral after attempting this insane after attempting this abnormal morning routine


I decided


and then quotation marks screw this


I'm going to do my own morning routine


and then uh hold up


Wait A significantly less Bonk


so here's my modified lazy content content creator friendly morning routine which is kind of sad because I end up waking at 10:00 a.m. so this is actually a reverse thing but story-wise people who watch the video may not know so to the 5 people who are in the Twitter space they know that this is actually out of order but in which case you should learn that everything online is a giant lie anyway so


you should deal with it


thank you Crush thank you


so here's my modified lazy content creator friendly morning routine


um and then I will now title this


shoot uh I'll just call it


the the routine I'll just call routine


it would be funny if I could use the PNG of the game routine but I won't because that's a different perms


um


modified okay I'll just call the


uh modified routine


I should call Normie mode like semi semi-normal mode I know I should call it the shut in the shut in method I don't know you think the routine is better


is um the routine but should I do it with a D


that would be pretty funny I know it would be pretty funny really good game by the way terrifying would not want to play it again because I don't want to get creeped out


it's just taking creative Liberty good point is not a lot it's just a little different in the order that it was shown


uh let's see


I definitely want to crash out


the shedding method sounds sad


routine sounds nice


the novel routine okay actually


The Inkwell The Inkwell method let's do this the inkl method know I think something related to shut in


the I wish I didn't have to get up routine I'm just going to do that


no actually okay here's the thing the title card I wish I didn't have to get up that's it that's the that's the title card


you think routine sounds better


but I can't show the routine thing title Park could just be I wish I didn't have to get up


but I have to


now this is the part where I already recorded the Twitter space stuff


okay so this part can stay the same


when do I make okay


I might have to remove this part because it's kind of redundant because I already mentioned accountability in the previous section


um I'll think about it


so now I need to get okay I already have footage of all that did I mocap this section


I don't remember


gosh I freaking hate mocking


routine conveys many things but you want to wake up is very relatable


feels very like that


movies are Jurassic Park is a lot yes everything is a lie


even I'm a lie I'm not actually talking to you right now this is this is all AI


in fact from the moment we were born did you know that we were already AI you didn't even realize the dinosaurs were all AI everything is AI


the caveman have already invented AI we are all AI fakes at this point


even your underwear is not real underwear it's AI underwear


okay uh let's see


so this is the part where I can do things okay now this is the part where I actually need silence so I scripted this um Third Day wake up let me in


okay


this is when oh shoot do I need a uni treadmill


oh freaking me I think I might


I don't think I even put the piano in


treadmill


is there a free treadmill I don't want to pay for it 5 bucks fine


whatever is it is it low is it low poly


boy with Jim animations and blend shapes I don't need boy with Jim animations and bunches I need a treadmill okay what I'm going to do is just stop footage


I'm just going to do stock footage for this part


oh oh yeah no that's perfect if I find stop image


and then I can green screen myself onto it


okay is there is there a treadmill


there's this treadmill here


is that a house or is that like a gym okay what their


trying to find a really good treadmill picture


that's that's for an airport that's not a good picture


okay I think this could work


this 1 could be fine


but this would work I don't know


only 2 Pages come on pixabay


okay this works I'm going to download this 1


um is there anything I have to censor here just that 1 Guy


at the edge well we can crop them out


maybe the TV screens


or maybe I just don't care enough I'm sure hmm will tell me what the sensor anyway since we're entire footage Shori no man


okay oh thank you sonicon everything's so scripted yeah


all right


so now I have a


stock image of this is gonna be so funny because the stock image is just it's an image it's not gonna move but I have to I have the green screen myself walking is there even a treadmill um stock video that I think about it


there is there is a stock video of a robot going onto this 2D PNG


treadmill and it's very slow and I could have sworn I think it explodes at some point


oh actually no it'd be funny no I found the perfect video


oh this is so great I'm going to link it in chat


here pick the base of wonderful side by the way I'm going to use this video


I'm going to I'm going to use this 1 this is great I love it


it's just so cute


this is this is perfect I found it I found the perfect 1 to use


I might still um do a UND version of me walking on treadmill but I think this is great this is fun here


I'll put this over here


okay that's for what I need later


now what


I'm hungry but I really wish to edit


um oh I have to make cheesy grits with no meat can I cheat


can I cheat


I want meat though cheesy grits with no meat what about adding Capers hello Shori why didn't you add meat to the cheesy grits


bacon was a different option she already cuz it would been funnier


damn it I bought a prize wheel for 1 geigy and 1 gag only and this is the gag and now I'm suffering


okay


I can't okay but don't tell the people who watched the video


don't tell them I might not bacon


scripted you tell the video Watchers


no


I'll probably I'll probably record


the end result of the cheese grits at least


I'll think about it oh my voice is hurting no cheating okay but the video Watchers don't know that not to spend time I could I already decided on 3 things we're going to eat toast cheesy grits


what was the other thing avocado


okay my voice is hurting now so I need to stop okay


sorry my voice is hurting from yelling so much in pain and from also yelling yesterday


so I think um I'm going to record this audio space now so I can use the audio cues Q audio cue audio


so um I'll just I'll probably just work on my video today I don't think there's going to be a stream today but if there is it would it would have been Arc Raiders as a last minute thing but I would prefer to just quietly work so I don't mess up my voice okay uh good luck with your


or night


have a good night


good luck with your work day thank you for dropping by and being part of my experiment


to the people who showed up during that screenshot you will now be part of my video I will however send your images in case they are copyrighted


um


but you'll see your name at the very least


so yeah uh thanks for being part of this I will let you know if I have more experiments


so this will be a thing I will now try to proceed finishing my video it will not it will definitely not finish today


how do I end this again


how do you end this from the phone


you know what's crazy apparently Henry was listening to the last Twitter space


well hear this oh that's delete post how about we not do that


easy way to end this


hello Twitter okay I I I'm going to do the wait what if I click on this


it still doesn't do the thing okay here's what we're going to do


I'm going to close out on Twitter


it's going to disconnect me and then I will proceed to end the Twitter space so I will


see you next time yes