𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐲𝐮桐生一馬🐉🐟 🐾☃💭🎼🗿🍵👧


feeling unwell I've just been like


I've been struggling a bit with


sleep I don't know what it is I feel like


the last few weeks have been really stressful and like a lot going on and whether I've wanted to or not I've been staying up really like late um


like even if I get in bed early I just I'm so stressed thinking about everything


that I just can't so yeah because I I decided yesterday I would sleep in


and it felt so good


have you been eating well oh yeah way too well


Japanese food is is always just I can just keep eating it and eating it


have you had any days off yesterday was technically a day off


technically


it's good to hear you rest your resting yeah I got to get up at some point maybe I'll eat breakfast with you guys


which for you guys I know most of you it's pretty close to bedtime are you snug in bed yes oh my God


I have some work to do in a few hours um


but until then


I'm okay


any hot pot to show you're going to laugh


I'm going to be honest um I have all of the hot pot ingredients in my fridge


I've been so busy I haven't had time to make hot pot


it's not just the worst thing you've ever heard in your whole entire life


they're probably going bad honestly they probably have to throw some of them which is really unfortunate because vegetables are really expensive here


but


it is what it is


what you got planned for breakfast it's a good question


whenever I go out for work I always end up eating in the evening


so like I like eat something at breakfast time and I'll be like excited to eat at breakfast time you know but then I'll I'll be like okay I'm not going to eat much more today but then I'll go out with everyone


and then you know we'll go out to eat


and then


and I'm like well shit man


shit


that sucks


now I'm eating way more than I should have if I shouldn't have had such a big breakfast so


I'm working


I'm making the


um


I'm making the executive decision


to


not eat a large breakfast


I have some stuff together though


got to find a burger that will put you to sleep


well they released a like 1,800 calorie Burger


at um


at at the


what's it called Burger King


I did see I did see the McDonald's collab teaser I'm so excited


yeah it's too many right but like it's meant it's meant it's like a Sumo Burger


it's like a Sumo Burger so that it's like


you know


I want to get it and like split it with friends because I can't fucking eat that so like I need like what what is a good


if you split that into 4 I guess it's kind of like a regular


a regular issue Burger


still a bit high in calories though


oh


that's your whole day's worth of food I know


take me in I'll do my part to help with the burger okay you got it


you want to be in Japan to try it I'm in Japan and I don't think I'm going to get to try it


I was having a weird dream


I don't remember most of it now


but the thing that's weirder about it is I had my alarm actually set for 9:00 so I woke up at 9:00 and then I fell asleep and I had a long dream


but then I woke up at 9:16 so I only slept for 16 minutes past my alarm


it had a long dream in that time


how weird it wasn't like I was I was back home with my family


and we were we were trying to buy this mansion


that was like


up on a hill it wasn't quite a mansion more like lake house sized


but like we also had to like keep crawling through like underground tunnels


um


you know and I don't really understand but the weird thing was so we're trying to buy this house right so we've already um


we we already kind of like


had some agreement but so we were we were waiting


we're waiting with like at the house because we already had keys but then


the realtor came in with a family and the family is looking at the house but we like we're like kind of like living there already it was strange I don't know how else to describe it


it sounds like the hottest the plot of Hotel I've never seen Hotel Transylvania so I don't actually know what it's about


and you're struggling to sleep because you're a bit homesick


I don't know


I think I think the place I am this time is also like


you know


well


but it's fine


it's fine was it the beginning of house for your whole family and its jailbirds yeah it had a it had a whole backyard too


it was like really really big


I was like oh my gosh there's so much room


for the jailbirds to run around to have a garden


people keep saying jet lag but I've been here for a long time I don't know if it's jet lag at this point


I'm just exhausted


I feel bad cuz I know you guys probably are like oh she's not around


we miss her and I'm like I miss jailbirds I hope they know I'm working hard and not ignoring them


I'll hold backyard for us to frolic around is it the summer heat I mean the summer heat might have something to do with it


I don't know I just wanted to do a little something I figured talking to you guys always makes me feel pretty pumped so maybe you'd be able to help me get out of bed this morning


we miss you but in the meantime I'm just trying to get gold ship to win the Ura finals hey you can do it I finally did it


I was trying to figure out how the game worked because I felt like my first stream was really nice I haven't gotten the stuff to work by the way so the issue is that when I have the VPN on my face tracking won't work


because you know the signal is coming from like my phone


so I'm like


I'm like damn it would be great if I had like a good like pinch


pinch I could use for this it isn't my model being frozen


but I I don't have 1 and I keep not having time to like ask someone if they can make 1 for me


but yeah so basically that's why it's broken but the issue I'm having too is I'm not sure what exactly is going on


um


but


I got multiple finals by borrowing your gold shit thank you so much of course um


I'll try to get very strong


ship fucking super Creek I tried to do a run with super Creek every single other fucking turn this horse has a fucking status effect and they're all negative so I'm like okay well I'm going to go ahead I'm going to take her to the infirmary because honestly it's just better to clear it right away this bitch took 3 sessions in a row to get healed and then soon after another status effect I was like are you fucking kidding me


try rice shower I won with my first run with a rice shower I don't know what the hell you're talking about I did not have any issues with the rice flour or rice shower


but super Creek oh my God oh my God


I don't know how you guys are having issues with rice shower I run I I won my first run I call Cap know I just looked up a guide on YouTube I watched how they built and then I did that and then I followed their Direction and I won


that's how I've been learning how to play


but yeah


there's no bad super Creek just bad trainers I should ban you


I should pay and you don't lie


don't lie to me right now


used a guy that doesn't count I used guides for everything that's how I'm learning how to play cuz I have no idea what I'm doing what do you mean it doesn't count how else are you supposed to learn how to play


just keep doing it and failing know I looked up so I could see recommended cards recommended bills recommended where plays you know everything


and I won


you prepared for the keto sent uh keto some black support Banner know I just um I just wailed


already so I'm going to have to wait again


it's fine


no there's nothing wrong with looking guys like it's not like


I'm using a fucking cheat code


as in reality is


everything is different every run so all you're getting from the guys is basically like okay what kind of like uh what skill do I want to have be Advanced at the beginning


so like even then I usually don't end up picking the same like uh support cards as them you know cuz like you have to pick from what you have you can't you don't have all the same cards as these people who are not play or who are playing so much you know or like same with like they have different legacies in you so you're going to pick a legacy and they're like okay you want these skills I'm like okay


I'm going to have to pick those like like different legacies then because my legacy is of the same characters do not give me those same Buffs you know


so and and then even then while you're training you know status effects uh things going like out those are all separate too so even if I it's not like I can even exactly follow their training you know


so acting like for using a guide that people are lesser players just cuz I basically get advice on what Legacy horse is to use


and what other cards to use in generally what I want to train because 1 thing I didn't realize is you really just have to focus on training friendships at the beginning that's very important


so now that I know that I'm like oh great


also stumbling a bit helps you understand systems uh not me


you you you don't understand if I don't understand how something works properly by getting it explained to me like I'm 5


I won't understand


I won't understand it ever


so uh me stumbling I'll just be like I don't understand why that's not working I feel like I'm doing it right and then I'll get frustrated and then I won't play it again


I just I my brain does not work like that I'm so happy if your brain works like that where you like make a mistake and you're so disc I see that because I did this this was affected and now you know uh and then you know you feel like


you understand better that doesn't help me because I'm just like I don't understand why this didn't work


and even Sometimes using the guides things still fuck it fail and I still don't understand


this place


but


um I I was following a guide the first time and I fucking lost I lost she just I got to a race and she every single time I used all my reset clocks and she got fifth place she did not want to win that damn race


and uh I had to restart and I was only like halfway through the run and I was pretty pissed I was like okay gold shit


but then I did another run and I use the same cards and I didn't use the guide for the rest of the way through I just trained when I generally remembered and I won


so it's fine


no more you love Goshi the better she does I think it does also help that I did Advance her I think I posted but I have her at um 4 star now and I have her to


what is that level the other level you can do


I think I have it up to 2 or 3


she just did that for my own would not go past with place in the finale yeah it's okay have you played Cookie Run recently I'm trying to keep up with it


I love Cookie Run


do you have any other UMAS that you like I like a lot of


a lot of UMAS


yeah potential thank you


I like I like a lot of the UMAS


I like mango McQueen as well because she's um


she's uh gold chips Grandpa


I found a gold ship has a lot of siblings too


and I don't know how it works cuz I read somewhere that in the umu universe


if horses are siblings and real life then they're still siblings in the universe


but I'm not sure if that's true


is that true


because gold ship has a lot of siblings and none of them look like Old Ship


but yeah


I'm waiting for more for more horses to be released


have you watched the anime know just the movie


just the movie


now they just get along yeah I know they have a connection


but like for example made you to only Queen Is Not Gold chips fucking Grandpa


in the universe you know they're they're they still have a special connection but they're not it's not her Grandpa


I was sad because I thought gold ship would be in the movie but she wasn't


she wasn't in the movie


She's Not


but Agnes talion is in the movie


and then some fucking horse with this fuck ass name jungle pocket


fucking jungle pocket


can you imagine if someone named you jungle pocket


need to watch the anime I will


oh goody cap has her own anime okay well when is when is my my when is my little boy getting his anime whence gold chip getting his anime


yes I still play cookie rug Kingdom


I don't think I logged into much either yesterday though


because I was busy


I would collab with gold ship


gold ship where are you


I want to do a collab


you already did 1 with JP do 1 with me now I love you


gold ship need to give that kind of 12 million that he lost again so


hey


be nice you know he felt bad


you felt bad about that


even for a horse language he felt bad


I don't know what


to okay


I'm standing up okay here's what we're going to do


going in my fridge


and I have


uh a vitamin drink


some cucumbers and a coffee


so let me just


I'm also have a a little pistachio cake


well eat that


we're not making hot pot


I have to go out to work today which means I'm going to end up eating with people so I'm trying to keep it to the point where I don't eat a million calories in the morning and then eat a million calories at night because it just makes me feel sick all the time


do you drink coffee no


not really but I've been drinking it recently


to give me something yummy to drink that's low in calorie in the mornings because I'm not having like a


I'll tell you in a second


so I have a coffee latte here and I picked it very specifically at the combini


um because it is only


36 calories


and that sounded pretty damn good to me


transferring over to my computer


so I could check work messages and talk to you guys while I eat breakfast


but the cake I don't think the cake let's see what the cake is okay um the cake is 171 calories so that if I eat it is going to be the highest calorie thing


but the Cucumbers I have


are 33 calories


and then the


the vitamin drink I have is 90


so you do the math I'm not going to


1 sec


I have messages


what am I trying to do


um


okay there's 1


okay


um I love cucumbers


that's approximately 300 calories if I hear everything right


I can't do math


the coffee is 37 calories


and the cucumber is 33 calories and then the vitamin drink is 90 calories


so 150 yeah


I'm bringing like that


what's the fat on the cake I don't know it's a bum bum cuchen bum cuchen


however it's


these cucumbers come pre-seasoned they've got kind of like


sesame seeds and like spice on them which is why they have calories in the first place


cucumber and hummus I like hummus


I've never had hummus in Japan though


if it makes your mouth itchy you're allergic my mouth is not itchy


oh


1 moment I'm going to mute


okay


I think it's good


let's drink my vitamin drink


the vitamins are included are um


v. e vb1 vb2 v do a V6 V do d v do B12


there's also BC and c a i can't read there's a lot of CI


what I actually wanted was


um the protein drink


because that 1's like really low in calorie too and it's protein


but they didn't have it


did you tell us something about the world tour performance


it was really fucking fun


that's for sure I love don't say lazy because Kayon back in the day was 1 of my like favorite favorite anime


are they had talked about this before but like a mocha is like the character who made me get like interested in the face in the first place


and I feel like don't say lazy


just has something really special about it


I don't know how else to describe it


I feel like I remember where I was and what I was doing the first time I heard don't say lazy and I was like a huge fan nowadays I don't really get that impression as much when I listen to like anime song


but like


I definitely did with with that so getting to perform that especially


and we had such an amazing audience in Sydney


everyone shared so loud everyone was so fun


go-getters is good


but it's a clip morning song I don't watch the anime personally that it was from


to me go getters is just a really fucking good colliding voice


okay let's check how this coffee tastes I'm a bit nervous that it's going to be really shitty coffee


have you considered singing any Auto songs know and I don't want to not because I don't like Auto in fact I actually like her songs a lot but because um


I'll be completely honest any time I sing anything and then Auto covers it later I get really awful comments uh I don't maybe I'm exaggerating a little I get really rude comments from people saying


this is good but it just can't compare to auto


I just I listen to this and I'd rather be listening to Autos cover


I just I just this is like okay but Otto it doesn't stand it doesn't even come close and I'm like I'm so


I'm so happy for you


that you like Autos covers so much


please don't ever come back to mine


where are they um on my I stay cover especially


imagine covering a song that auto covered first or like covering an auto song because I just feel like


her fans are very passionate which is awesome it's so awesome I love passionate fans but I feel like they're too passionate where in places that are completely related to Auto they will put people down for no reason


you know what I'm saying


and so for that reason I I really


honestly would be too scared to cover an auto song because I feel like


you guys would enjoy it and that would be great but then I feel like her fans would watch it and just say this will never compare to Autos version


and then I'll just be like well I got to kill myself


I got to kill myself


but yeah Auto is incredibly talented singer though I like a lot of Auto songs


they're really crazy in a good way


this coffee is okay for being really low in calorie and um


I was scared it was going to taste like shit but it tastes fine


have you ever watched her live I've seen seen some live recording performances


um but I haven't like gone to an auto light


I'd love to that sounds really really exciting though


but like performance has seemed really cool and I'm really curious to see them for myself at some point but I haven't gotten the pleasure yet


okay is the passing grade


and then I will try my dom cooking


first takanashi Kiara to tell me the pronunciation when I need her maybe I'll try to only eat half of the bomb cooking right now


hm


it's a pistachio flavored balm cooking


I love pistachio


can I tell you guys


without any judgement


the song I've been listening to and thinking about a lot lately


please don't get mad


I found out


so I think I mentioned this to you there's this YouTuber named um


a dino bunny cosplay


and the the the main person who's accounted is makes


videos with their husband um


where they have this series


and the the whole


series is based around like um


this political


it's more of like a Game of Thrones esque type things um


does that make sense yeah the Mario Kart split shorts


and 1 of their shorts they use this song


by baby no money


and I'll be honest


I'm a fan of baby no money because a radio would forcibly play baby no money and Yung gravy in the car


every time we drive together


so I ended up becoming like I I I like their music because it makes me think of a radius especially


makes me think of my sea star so anyways this song was in there and I really liked it


so I was like what the hell is this song because it wasn't fucking tagged


so I had to look it up and it's called check by baby no money


and I was like damn I like this I like this I don't know why I like this a music video stupid I can't watch the music video


because I can't take it seriously


but I really like that song


and I was told Dino bunny College plays football


I'm a young gravy he's got 1 good song look


Yung gravy has 2 good songs okay I don't want to hear this young gravy slander his good song is oops


good song is a collaboration with fucking T Pain


like what do you mean you're collaborating with fucking tea pain


and it's called hot tub and it's his best song because it's just so stupid that I just can't help but love it the lyrics are literally


there's a whole lot of ass in the hot tub is a blast from the past in the hot tub


but then like tea pain comes he's like can I get a hot tub everything still not enough for me this is not love I put my baby I don't know what the hell he's saying it doesn't matter


I don't need to know a t is saying I just like how his voice sounds


that sounds so bad you look you have to trust me you have to watch it you have to listen to it before we listen and we don't judge


no we don't sleep on T Pain


yeah with and without autotune


cheap pin is a phenomenal singer


T does not use autotune


for the purpose of being


autotuned because he can't sing in fact when he is doing that he has to sing a certain way to get the effect that he wants


um


with the autotune


so he can't just sing it straight he can't just sing it straight he has to alter his already fucking amazing incredible um like Topline


so that it is able to sound the way that he wants it to and I think that's crazy I think that's insane


I love it I love it


and when he sings without the autotune you you start to wonder why and you realize that it was just cuz he was Heaven has come up in a time where there was just so many other people doing the same things that he did so he needed to find something individually to make himself stand out you know


so he did and he he did autotune he did this heavy autotune effect but he's he's literally too good


the UC doctors


um fan Uma designs of of the of the fans


like the ummah designs of the hollow life fan bases


you guys have 1


I love Das I love when Das Das me it makes me happy


yes I love it me too


I wanted I wanted to steal the the me that he drew in that drawing and use it for the streams but I'm so mad and I didn't want to have to flip it


so I couldn't cut it out but I'm always so happy with me and the fact that there's a little tail for 2 weeks be so happy


we do can you link it um


I'll re uh can I


1 sec


the jailbreak did look bully


I would bully you jailbirds but like


in a in a dominatrix sort of way you know


let me just


I think I already reposted it so it's probably


doctor


probably can't repost it again


okay here I'll repost this 1 that has both me Iris and Ada in it how about that


so now go it should it should be retweeted


and then you can see me with gold chip and a little baby tail bird horse I I'm curious about the implications though I'm curious because at first I think I think DS drew me first and I thought for a second I was like is is the jailbird Uma supposed to be me and gold ships baby


is that me did I have a child with gold


but I don't think that's how it works


I think I'm just a trainer and you're like my


my next trainee


once you get old enough and gold chip is my current so you're you're watching and learning from the master


I saw it it's cute


I think it's your favorite Uma I know gold chip in the Uma musume universe is obviously a girl but I can't help but think of him as my little boy because he's a boy horse in real life


he's my little boy he's my boy That's My Boy on the track


but no goldchip elements on the little girl okay technically there's not really apart from the outfit any narissa elements it's a jailbird


so you're just jailbird colors he's not little okay and


gold chip is is 1 he he he's a horse that's for sure


he's he's chaotic


he is a strong he's a strong boy


will you train us okay but it'll be a lot of late nights do you think you can keep up


did you tell boo to debal John cat I didn't tell her she has to debal John cat that's not up to me


it's not up to me it's just when you get certain kinds of cats the Breeders will usually


um if they're like really nice cats especially they'll usually debal them and or they'll spay and neuter them right they'll spay and neuter them


for you because they don't want you to potentially start an underground breeding ring with their cats especially because usually they have papers so you you can like confirm that these cats are official but breeders don't want other people to randomly become breeders especially if they have no breeding background or no like know-how of how to actually get into


it so she uh just like me I'm pretty sure it's required at the 6 or 7 7 7 7 to 9 months


part of life has to get him neutered


it is completely not up to me if you guys ever get uh a nice cat too you will understand they you will either get it already spayed or neutered or they will like withhold things from you


uh for your cat until you do that process


yeah exactly that's a puppy mill start


no 1's a kid email


but it's it's also better because 1 of the reasons though that I really appreciate breeders who wait and let you actually handle the spay and neuter um which is why I went with mine whom I adopted from is um


because it helps us with their development more if you let them keep their you know


reproductive systems until they're actually old enough


versus getting it it's not that it's like a super duper risky surgery I suppose but like it's better for their development


granted some people feel opposite because I imagine if you get it done really early they stay a little bit smaller I could be wrong


but that's just my presumption is that they might stay smaller


if you get them done earlier because they never are able to actually reach


maturity if that makes sense


yeah they they need the hormones and they're not going to get them if they're not there so um I understand and I respect readers no matter what they decide to do as long as they're ethically doing it but I I always feel a bit strange when I see 1 and they're like oh yeah you get them at 12 weeks and we spay and neuter them 2 weeks before then I'm like it's 10 weeks really like that's a little itty bitty looking baby right there


my friends did that with their dog as well waited a whole year for him to develop as if until they got him sniped yeah exactly you you really just it's better to wait if you can


but again uh the situation usually is a lot of the time that they won't let you like they will tell you you do not have a choice they will tell you you need to


do this


um


like it's not it's not like you can just be like Oh I'm just going to leave it on after all they don't need they don't need it to go away it that is it's not an option or else you will like get in trouble


they they will warn other breeders about you


and if a cat gets out too exactly they could they could breed


um with wild cats


if it's a girl cat I guess it's not the end of the world because as long as you manage to get them back you can make sure that the kittens are distributed and taken care of but yeah generally speaking


you don't want more cats on the street because they're bad for the bird population so similarly if you're going to have an outdoor cat which you shouldn't I am of the firm belief I know there's a lot of people who feel like they should and I feel like


if you're on a farm I feel like that is a different situation like if you have like a really really big plot of land


that somehow marked off and you've got a lot of rodents so they're generally going to stay on the land like I understand you wanting to have Barn cats


and like I get it but I feel like if you're just a person who lives in like a regular house


in a like suburb in a Suburban neighborhood


you don't need an outdoor cat what do you have an outdoor cat for like


why what's the reason you don't have a large plot of land they're going around they're going to shit in other people's yard and you're not going to be there to pick it up


cats also spray they're also loud when they're horny if they're not neutered


so I don't know personally like again I understand Barn cats I do not understand when people are just have a house and they're like oh I just be outside he likes it like that I'm like


yeah I'm sure he does but you know what doesn't the local ecosystem


have you considered that technically speaking cats are an invasive species


the best thing I feel like you can do if you're really worried about your cat like that is get a second cat


if you feel like your cat isn't getting enough like


nourishment from being cooped up in your house it probably means you're not playing with them enough or paying enough attention to them so then oddly enough the best thing to do is get another cat because they will entertain each other


and then they will both have a buddy


instead of


constantly waiting for you to pay attention to them and being sad that you never do


yeah 2 Cats is a goal for me too but I'm waiting


and waiting until my little darling gets a little bit older


I think I'm I think I'm going to get a second um


a second boy cat


if someone asked if jailbirds are an invasive species um technically no but technically yes but I don't let you guys outside see the thing is when you get close enough into my vicinity


then I I let you in my house now it used to be that I put you in this kind of like interdimensional like bird house that like looks really small on the outside but like kind of like sucks you in and then it's like really small like really really large on the inside that you can all fit in there and I think some of you still live out there


because it's technically in the yard so you can like go outside and you can play in there and that's where all your bedrooms and stuff are


you know but you guys are allowed in the house now technically speaking and you technically don't like you can go out in the yard but you can't leave the ravencraft manner you know


I guess you guys do sometimes to go to concerts and stuff but generally you're not like


it's not like you're eating the local animal population you know


yeah exactly it's like that 1 person


oh sorry I should also explain sorry going back to my breakfast 1 of the reasons I'm trying to get into drinking coffee while I'm here


is 2 reasons to help me wake up a little bit in the morning but also um because I'm so hungry when I'm in Japan I don't know what it is I think it's not actual hunger I think it's like


um a lot of just desire to eat because there's so much food and coffee is a very very vague appetite suppressant it doesn't get me to a point where I'm like oh I don't want to eat at all but it gets me to a point where I'm like comfortable and like not thinking about food as much


fine（フィーネ）🎼🎤👑👾🐿💄🎲💀😈💎


if that makes sense maybe it doesn't but so for me that's 1 of the reasons why I'm like


it it helps me a little bit with like wanting to eat so much


so that's 1 of the reasons I've been drinking it I don't want to drink too too much but I don't drink it every day because I have friends who have like crazy coffee addictions and like it like super bad migraines without them and recently I don't remember if I told you guys about this actually did I ever mention to you


I got myself super duper duper sick recently


I I had a really bad migraine


day in utter Agony okay


so I I have this medication that I take for migraines called etin it's just over-the-counter it's not like you have to get a prescribed or anything but the thing about etin is it has so much caffeine in it like a ridiculously stupid amount of caffeine in it you are not supposed to take Etc more than twice a week


so anyway so I took 2 things of Etc because I always take 2


because that's how much I need to get my migraine to go away for 3 days in a row without even thinking about it just and then suddenly every single day I would feel my my vision going out and I would I I would feel all the effects of a migraine coming on basically


and so I was like oh I'm going to get a migraine so I would take Etc and then I realized I wasn't getting migraines at this point I was uh getting a crash from not having caffeine


so I had to I I had to it was a really difficult because it literally feels just like a migraine is coming on which gives me so much anxiety because I'm like I know if I have this migraine I'm going to be an agony


but so for a whole week I had to not take any painkillers and I had to be like constantly in and out of bed because I would just start to like my vision would go blurry um and maybe blurry isn't the right word um


what is a word I'm trying to think of its like


I have um


it's like there's like splotches within my vision so like when I'm looking at things I can't actually see things fully because there's like splotches in my vision which again is usually what happens to me when I'm getting a migraine


yes like there's a bunch of lights so like sometimes I'm like oh I've been looking at this computer screen for so long but then I'll look away and then like the lights will still be there and I'll be like oh shit oh shit I have a migraine coming on


yeah maybe maybe Aura is the correct word for it


but yeah anyway so then I start getting into intense pain and it's just really horrible


it's really horrible I hate it


I remember Kyla yeah caffeine addiction is no joke so


it's 1 of the reasons I'm not really a big fan of coffee but


I really need help not drinking 500 or eating 500 pounds of food a day


so


but it's hard because Japanese food


it's good and it never meets my craving designer does that make sense


like if I have a craving it doesn't matter how much like food I eat


Japanese food doesn't get rid of the craving like it'll make me feel full and satisfied I'm not trying to say it doesn't do that but like if I have a craving


it doesn't help


like oh God


I was out yesterday right and I decided I wanted to get a desert so I got um it was my first meal of the day so I have like a hamburger steak and then I had like this little like uh


it's said that it was like something but it was definitely just cottage cheese with like some fruit and then I was like okay I want to get this like tart thing so I ordered this tart thing and I eat it and I I stopped myself I controlled myself very well but I literally ate the tart


and I was like I could eat 5 more of these like it feels like what I just had was not substantial at all


like even I ended up eating the whole pistachio thing I'm fine 300 calories is okay for a small breakfast


um


but oh my God


I I I managed to not eat anymore but it it's just difficult for me because I'm like there's not enough sugar in the desserts here


that my body is like


you could eat more that that tasted really good like usually at home like right if I like eat a donut I'm satisfied with just the donut I'm not like oh I need another donut you know um I'm not like oh if I don't have another doughnut right now but if I'm


if I'm like


here it's like I'll eat the donut and then I'll be like oh my God


I need like several more Donuts


and of course I don't need it I don't need anything technically speaking but


it's sad to say I know exactly what you mean thank God sorry to call you out per usual but me and V faction on the same page holy shit this is crazy


this is crazy you're agreeing with me for once oh my God


sorry for teasing you


I can't help it


but anyway


alert the presses alert Twitter post it in the live tag


but anyway sorry as I was saying um desserts here just don't


they're way better for you presumably they're still not good for you


there's only 1 dessert here that makes me like feel


satisfied


maybe that's the right way to put it there's 1 desert here that makes me feel satisfied and that is the cream puffs that I like to get


which is a specific cream puffs from a specific place and it's beautiful it's


it's amazing it makes me so happy


it's it's great


it's great


um sorry I'm quick checking something


uh


did you see everyone's been having a Tamagotchi addiction


recently too


have you noticed that


I'm like


everyone is obsessed with Tamagotchi


gotcha Tama Tama gotcha


seemed to start it I don't know if Kiara started it because I didn't see her tweet I saw that tweet today but um I think the thing is that all the girls here in JP there was just a new Tamagotchi that's released


so because it's new and fresh everyone wants to go like try it out and


um basically with this 1 um the there's got


it there's this interesting thing about it where you have to actually connect them and if you want to get like everything in the game you need to have all of the colors


if that makes sense so like there's different colors and all of them have like different things so you need to have friends with all the colors so you can connect


them


does that make sense to what I'm saying makes sense


so I think everyone because there's a new Tamagotchi I feel like it was just really good timing Kiara posted about it and then they released a new Tamagotchi and now everyone here is playing Tamagotchi because they all wanted to try the new tamati


is great


I can see the gimmick yeah


and Tom I got you town


but yeah so um


I decided I would join


I would join in


So eventually I will get a Tamagotchi


but I'm waiting don't take don't expose


but I'm I'm buying 2 of them


for what reason don't worry about it


don't worry you're pretty head about it


it'll all make sense eventually


1 for a radiator to steal how did you know


no I don't think I don't think these ones would make sense in the states I feel like the only way you'd be able to get them to make sense in the states


is if you got all 3 of them for yourself


and then you could give them to like your family


I thought they were going to be like 20 to 30 bucks know they were like 50 to 60 dollars


I was so surprised I was like this this is the whole price of like an actual video game but it's like just the time I got you I did not know they were that expensive


and then like there's all these accessories here for them too where it's like um you can get like cute little like carrier bags um people are like blinging them out you know there's special screen protectors


for your fucking Tamagotchi


$60 each yeah


they're expensive


like that was the cost of breath of the Wild


but I guess it's also that you're paying for the um


you're paying for the device as well so it's not like just you're just buying a game you're also technically buying the game console so it makes sense but


I'm almost done with this coffee


pets are expensive


uh $60 for a pet is actually a great price thank you very much


yeah now video games should they just get more and more expensive every single year


oh I also get I got my favorite um melon bread


so if you guys come to Japan you got to hear me out okay you got to hear me out and you got to you got to we listen and we don't judge kind of deal going on here okay so


here's the deal


in Japan you've probably seen anime like shakugan no Shana and they always have this thing called melon bread and it's this big huge thing of bread that like is kind of like its got like square patterns on the top you know like cut into it


okay so melon bread


I hate to announce I don't really like it I was really disappointed because it doesn't take like melons it's just bread with like some sugar on top and I really dislike it because it just feels like I'm eating a ton of bread when I could be eating literally anything else that actually tastes in like more enjoyable than just a big thing of bread you know but maybe that's also because I come from America and in America our bread is already really sweet and in Japan things tend to be less sweet so


if you go to the Family Mart there is something called


uh melon cream bread it is 125 Yen there's another part of it this is 135 Yen It looks interesting so it's smooth


but it's it's bread it's filled with melon flavored cream and then it's got this green like thing over the top of it so the bread when you see it it looks like it's green in the thing


is it good yes it's what I wanted melon bread to taste like


so it's got cream inside um that's melon flavored it's got the bread surrounding it and then it's got a little like thing on top that I think is also melon flavored so again it it says melon cream on it it's in the right regular bread area sometimes they don't have it sometimes they don't they do


and it's it looks green


and it's great it's the actual this is what melon bread should have been


that's how I feel when I see it


see they have a dessert for every occasion of person they do and it's great I feel like there's there's so many another dessert I really like and it is all thanks to Lucky Star before someone asks is um chocolate cornets


even when I'm in the states if I find out somewhere has a chocolate cornet I'm like fuck yeah and I get it


so anyway if you come to Japan and you go to Family Mart please take my recommendation and treat yourself


treat yourself treat yourself to a melon pan


okay


treat yourself


do we from top or bottom um I like to eat it


not to the way KS where she tries to take a bite of the end and then the chocolate keeps coming out first off I find that that doesn't happen


Yuki said in Lucky Star


I feel like that's the more efficient way to eat it


than like starting just from either side because she's absolutely right if you just eat it from the bottom there's not really any cream there but then the top has a lot of cream


you know yeah but you guys know I like to dissect my food I think I've talked about with Oreos


how I used to eat them is I would split them apart and then like the commercials would tell you to I would lick off or scrape off with my teeth all of the like cream filling because I didn't really like it so I wanted to eat it first


and then after I would do that I would um


what's what am I trying to say


after I did that


I would take


the rest of the cookie


and put it in my mouth and put it on the roof of my mouth and let sit get absorbed into it until it was super duper soft and then I would let it fall apart in my mouth


and I still I still like to do that it takes a long time so the better way to do it now is to dunk it in milk


but when I was a kid and I didn't like milk very much and you couldn't convince me to drink it that is how I didn't


I'm not saying it's not insane in fact it is insane


now I dip them in milk


but I don't eat Oreos all that often anyway


I did the same thing with the communion Wafers you know


they have them in Japan on desserts and it's so funny to me


like it


is this a communion way for


you don't like milk I didn't like milk I still don't like milk but I love ice cream


but yeah


Oreos are heavy in calories yeah but if you control how many you eat they're not too bad I used to have a rule where I could only eat 3 Oreo thins a day and honestly


I was always happy every day and I really looked forward to my 3 Oreos


I'd be like my Oreo thins I can't wait to eat them with dinner


um what's another thing you guys also know that I take the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and I bite off all of the chocolate and then I put the peanut butter in my mouth and roll it into a little ball with my tongue and just suck on it


and then with kitkats I bite them like the chocolate off of every single part until I'm left with just the wafer and then I separate the wafer layers and eat those and sometimes not as much these days because it is messy I'll scrape off the the like filling between the Wafers with my teeth and then eat the wafer


these are all normal things I'm glad you understand


then in inverse absolutely psycho thank you


uh


I think it's because I didn't get access to Suites a lot as a kid so when I did like except for like gallons and gallons of ice cream right we don't we'd always have like multiple gallons of ice cream in the freezer but like uh candy like that was kind of a scarcity so when I had it I really really wanted to enjoy it because I was like well I don't know when I'll get to have this again


so I would make it last


yeah I think that's the correct way to eat a KitKat too don't get me wrong Kit Kats are good if you eat them regularly but you don't understand how delicious it can be if you haven't had it the way that I just talked about


that is the peak way


you got to try it if you haven't tried it before you got to try it just once if it's not for you that's fine


but look I might eat my fucking uh kitkats weird as hell okay I might eat them super duper weird


but I still made it into hollow life so uh you can do things weirdly too and get anywhere in life you don't have to


you don't have to judge me for being weird maybe you need a little more weirdness and your life


anyway I think that's going to be all for today I'm feeling pretty awake I'm going to go take a shower and get ready to go but


thank you guys so much for spending time with me this morning it means a lot to me I'm really happy because I missed you and I wanted to stream so bad but I was like I just can't do it


so apologies also for that I know you guys missed me and


I know some of you don't use x and or only on Twitter so


sorry to those people who can't hear this message anyway


but


I'll be back next time I can


um I'm thinking about you guys


oh also before I go um


you know you know Hannah that 1 already hit a million um SOS is almost at 1 million views I think it needs about 2,000 more 3,000 something like that


if you haven't already please keep listening to it and please keep also streaming Rhonda Revolution which is at like over 600,000


and um my newest cover Neverland it just hit 200,000 views so thank you guys so much for listening to and enjoying my music please keep listening to them I appreciate it so much and


I know I don't have like a ton of


new content at the moment but I left you at least in this busy time with those covers as well as a cover of the alien stage Song Blink on with a manderley so please keep streaming my music in the meantime if you missed me and I'll keep doing my best over here for you guys so thank you so much and I will see you all next time bye Darlings